Your Source for the Bee's Knees in Nik Naks
Welcome to The Cat's Pajamas, your go-to online shop for novelty adults Nik Naks. We're serving up something a little twisted, macabre, and sweary. Dive in and discover quirky, cool, and unique items that you don't get to choose. The balls are in charge. All hail the balls!! The balls will deliver. Or not. No-one said this was going to be grown up and serious.
We source unusual items to add a touch of dark humor to your life.
Choose from our basic balls or our better balls. Something nifty, novel or twisted in each one.
NOT FOR CHILDREN
4 Basic Ball
4 Basic Ball
4 out of a possible 20+ items. For example a blind bag poo (oooohhh), a pen that will let your workmates how you feel (pissed off) gemstones and gem bracelets to calm and uplift, pop pads for the grotters that like to pick scabs and pop pimples and an assortmint of other useful (or not) random crap that amuses us.
Not suitable for children. You don't pick what you get, the balls do.
All hail the balls.
Like gambling but with less risk.
It's all fun and games until some complains. (don't complain)
8 Basic Balls
8 Basic Balls
8 out of a possible 20+ items. For example a blind bag poo (oooohhh), a pen that will let your workmates how you feel (pissed off) gemstones and gem bracelets to calm and uplift, pop pads for the grotters that like to pick scabs and pop pimples and an assortmint of other useful (or not) random crap that amuses us.
Not suitable for children. You don't pick what you get, the balls do.
All hail the balls.
Like gambling but with less risk.
It's all fun and games until some complains. (don't complain)
Better Ball
Better Ball
Like our basic balls but better.
1 ball out of a possible 10 items that are just.....better.
A mug or tumbler (not necessarily safe for work), horror word search, pooping dog, a dodgy duck and more.
Just some cool, random, fun.
Less harmful then a ciggie smoking racoon with rabbies
You get what you get and you don't get upset.
Birthday Card Add on
Birthday Card Add on
Buying balls as a gift?? We've got that covered too. A random assortment of cards sure to delight, disgust and amuse.